Where did that fire come from?

Watch closely, it's so sneaky, where DID that fire come from??

busy, crap.

I'm so busy with school work ...crap.
Trying to write posts, but there's too much involved to do it right now.
One quick thing to hold some of you over...

quote of the day "this thing I'm squeezing creates a pretty good stream when it shoots out, and when i squeezed it, it accidentally shot to far and got all over my bag"
-This quote comes from one of my housemates, as he squeezed ketchup from a homemade pizza making kit onto his personal pan size pizza, he accidentally shot the ketchup passed the pizza and onto the other bag of ketchup (he was making two pizzas)

Looking ahead

Two posts, maybe combined into one, that actually directly involve Umaine and/or all universities.

Yeah, actual posts that have to do with something other than The New Hampshirite or drunkenness.

They will be about swine flu and some policy ideas the universities should adopt in regards to swine flu and about the maine business school's purpose and an explanation as to why it may be better than Harvard, Yale, and other "top" schools.

Umaine Hockey, UNH Blogger, Live News

I don't know where to start really with what I'm intending to be a short post...

Ahhh right, UMaine hockey, young, but really moving into a year where they should be better than last and actually a bit more exciting with a projection to have a LOT more scoring than last year.

Ahh fuck who am I kidding I don't go to the hockey games because I'd rather watch the Celtics or go to the gym. Fuck me, right?

Doesn't change the fact that I am rooting for Umaine hockey, especially over UNH (unsure no hotdogs) ...yeah, i just said that. What!!
-why am I being so belligerant right now? No, I'm not drinking alcohol, however, I am drunk with emotion because of comments posted by the blogger The New Hampshirite under his post on the upcoming UNH hockey season, regarding OUR Umaine Blackbears...

when i posted this comment, respectively: "Maine will probably whoop UNH's ass this year... just sayin"
he replied with this... (also this is not the first time he has made this comment to me, and it's getting old and unoriginal) : "not gonna happen. mrs. karyia is done making babies, therefor Umaine hockey is nonexistent."

HOW DARE HE. What an asshole. Let's make him eat his words this season. In fact, swallow them whole, I hear he has that ability what with all his practice taking massive cock all the time at Gayhampshire.



(disclaimer: the new hampshirite is not gay and there is nothing wrong with being homosexual)


Let me leave you with this though; because it is beyond amazing: a local New York (go figure) TV news station broadcasted this live... and props to the anchor for coining a great phrase on such a big stage...

"k, I'll do that"
wtf???

The Maine Guy is still alive...

Breaking my self discipline just to post this

...but I do it because I know so many of you are worried about me and I want to let you know I'm ok! I haven't killed myself this weekend partying ....yet.

Fo' Real though, I'm busy doing the whole school thing. I'm super focused, super motivated, and at arguably my busiest two weeks of school, so I need to ride it out as long as it lasts. I promise a post sometime by Wednesday that should be extensive.

Also I am now a verified blog on the College Blog Network
...which is an awesome website of college blogs, peep that shit.

I'll leave ya'll with one of my own thoughts from the passed few days so this post isn't completely wasted...

I found myself staring at a girl walking on the sidewalk towards me around noon...she was a 6 or 7 on my 1-10 scale (10 being hot, 1 not) and my standards are mad high (it's bad, I know) well anyway... It was bad, I was grillin' this girl down, straight up undressing her with my eyes... it was so uncalled for.

Then I snapped outta my trance and realized she was doin' the same damn thing to me... I felt naked. So naked. Which is fine because I like being naked. ....just ask The New Hampshirite

So what I learned from that is... you can't spend 100% of your time checkin-out girls because you will miss the times they are checking you out.... btw girls are WAAAAY more discrete and well disciplined in checking out guys than guys are at checkin out girls. This is fact.

Also I realized if I could take my single self back in time to that moment, i would've winked at her or said something ridiculously seductive, yet... subtle. Like "hey, my eyes are up here."

Alright back to my studies in the library up here in North Bumfuck Maine. btw, there's mad pretty girls in here... i wonder if any of them have read this blog... prob. not, they're all reading the UNH blog... traitors.