Monday, September 21, 2009

Lactose Intolerance Awareness Day. Other stuff.

I am declaring today, "Lactose Intolerance Awareness Day".

Let it be known that I am/was lactose intolerant. Let me explain.

Lactose intolerant means: Eating dairy = sitting on the shitter.

That means no butter, milk, cheese, (pizza, bagel with cream cheese, toast with butter, omelette, mac N cheese, etc... etc...)

Here's the WIKI if you'd rather get a real education...

To the point: I met a specialist, in neuro-chiropractic type stuff... idk but he's a specialist... he said "take these supplements, and don't eat any dairy for 3 weeks"

Well I just finished the hardest thing ever, not eating dairy for 3 weeks. I am slowing waning back onto dairy, so far, a little dairy today, and results are good. No symptoms.

Tomorrow I move on to pizza as the official test. Let's keep our fingers crossed.


There are a few other things I'd like to bring up right now in this post.
I was going to save this for tomorrow's AWESOME TUESDAY (where you AT?) post... but it's so great I need to post it now... Video of Delonte West (yes the bi-polar NBA star) rapping (supposedly high) at a KFC, waiting for 45 minutes for his chicken (he bought like $45 worth of chicken with one other guy), Truly a hilarious 7 minutes of priceless Delonte.

Oh and I recommend watching all the other hilarious youtube videos involving Delonte West... there's plenty. Here's one to get you started...

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